| no...really...THE EGGMAN IS MEE!!!!! |
[26 Feb 2007|10:58pm] |
oh....my.....GODLORDJESUSINHEAVEAAAANCHRIST!!!!
this is boring...and for some reason I feel like a gospel singer....only twice as pointless
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| like OASIS!! |
[19 Jul 2006|10:00pm] |
I can feel it coming in the AIR TONIGHT
sadly it is not the evernight
bai
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| mighty mite! |
[01 Jul 2006|07:49pm] |
I'M BORED...
ENTERTAIN ME DAMN IT!!!!
bai
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| UH HUH!@!#! |
[28 May 2006|10:35pm] |
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR FUN!!!!
bai
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| this post deserves a real title |
[21 May 2006|04:07am] |
I'm currently watching an episode of chuck norris karate kommandos....my life is complete
bai
edit: chuck norris was immediately followed by Mr. T the cartoon....life is still good.
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| jukeboxes....HEROES!!?!?!? |
[19 May 2006|07:11pm] |
I'VE BEEN BACK FOR A WEEK GUYS KEKEKEKEKE!!!
also in other news, I think jesus is back as well
bai!
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| FACE!!!@! |
[08 Feb 2006|06:49pm] |
OK, i'm sure many of you saw the super bowl....FUCK NO YOU DIDN"T!@!#$!#!$@!@!@
imma tell you how it really happened...in a twisted tale of spelling errors and maybe a dangling modifyeeer or two. Okay
INTRODUCING!#!#!@
How the seahawks won the superbowl, by Brent AGE 3
Fiwst off dere was a coin tawss, it was a seahawks sided coin, and de seahawks won, firty million points, but the steelews were like, hey, you can't do that, so de seahawks only got 4 points, however the steelews got minus 2 points for wearing yellow!@!
first quarter:
the seahawks started at the 20 yawd line....of the steelews, and then the quawterback SLAM DUNKED the ball through the uprights, which gawt teh seahawks 20 points...20...thousand. So this put them ahead 20thousandand4 to -2. THen the steelews counterattacked...or at least he tried to, but then THE NINJAS ATTACKED...and they were SEAHAWK ninjas, which means + 398572350 points to the seahawks, and minus many arms and legs for the steelers. Arms and legs = about 8432 points....so that was subtracted.
Second quarter:
The seahawks started by ramming the moon into the steeler defense, and then a robot showed up. He was all like....buzz buzz, which translated into 39874235 points for the seahawks, some of which they donated to charity, which got them even more points. The steelers then burnt down ST judes hospital for blind kids or something, which made god hate them even more then he already does.
Half Time:
The steelers decided that there was no way that they could win, so they dressed up as seahawks for the second half
Rest of game:
The seahawks decided not to actually play the third quarter, instead, he let chuck norris beat up on ALKL of the steelers at the same time.
THE END!!!!!!!
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| yo |
[15 Jan 2006|11:33pm] |
SQUIRREL PLEEZE!!
bai
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| IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!@1 |
[15 Dec 2005|07:22pm] |
just to get me to the top of everyone's friend's page
DON'T GET USED TO THIS PEOPLE@!@#!
bai
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| BITCHES |
[11 May 2005|05:03pm] |
I'M HOME!!@!
And yeah, going through my stuff is STILL slightly depressing...oh well
NO EXTERNAL EMO FOR YOU KIDS
bai
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| CORN!! |
[25 Apr 2005|09:59pm] |
It's not the greatest katamari in the world
it's just a tribute
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| NOT@!! |
[22 Apr 2005|04:29pm] |
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Hail fight muthafucka
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| BOTTLE DANCE MOTHERFUCKER! |
[05 Apr 2005|12:31pm] |
AAALLLLL RIGHT!@!#
Well...nothing much NEW is going on with me.....how about you??
bai!
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