wtf mate?

no...really...THE EGGMAN IS MEE!!!!!

2007-02-27T04:59:41Z

oh....my.....GODLORDJESUSINHEAVEAAAANCHRIST!!!!

this is boring...and for some reason I feel like a gospel singer....only twice as pointless

magical...snowmen...do not...EXIST!!!

2006-12-16T17:43:05Z

i'm in town.....celebrate

like OASIS!!

2006-07-20T03:00:40Z

I can feel it coming in the AIR TONIGHT

sadly it is not the evernight

bai

mighty mite!

2006-07-02T00:49:05Z

I'M BORED...

ENTERTAIN ME DAMN IT!!!!

bai

IT IS TIME.....TO CONVERT THE NONBELIEVERS!!!!

2006-06-29T04:15:36Z

ambiguity sucks...

tha end

bai

and then the lord said to him...speak up I can't hear you....try speaking into the mic....check chec

2006-06-08T04:10:45Z

k...1, 2...yes that's better

*BEGIN ACTUAL POST BY ME...NOT ERIN...ATALL*

hey. Erin's here. You should all do really fun stuff tomorrow (Thursday) b/c I am boring and going to class in the afternoon. Steven, you suck for being out of town when your favorite female Broun resident is here. And remember, this is CNN.

bai!

I'M BORED!!!@!@! special 430am edition

2006-06-02T09:29:53Z

here's a picture of a taco i drew in PAINT!!!!

bai

*EDIT*
NEW USERPIC!!!!!

UH HUH!@!#!

2006-05-28T10:36:10Z

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR FUN!!!!
bai

this post deserves a real title

2006-05-21T09:08:01Z

I'm currently watching an episode of chuck norris karate kommandos....my life is complete

bai

edit: chuck norris was immediately followed by Mr. T the cartoon....life is still good.

jukeboxes....HEROES!!?!?!?

2006-05-20T00:12:23Z

I'VE BEEN BACK FOR A WEEK GUYS KEKEKEKEKE!!!

also in other news, I think jesus is back as well

bai!

FACE!!!@!

2006-02-09T00:55:27Z

OK, i'm sure many of you saw the super bowl....FUCK NO YOU DIDN"T!@!#$!#!$@!@!@

imma tell you how it really happened...in a twisted tale of spelling errors and maybe a dangling modifyeeer or two. Okay

INTRODUCING!#!#!@

How the seahawks won the superbowl, by Brent AGE 3

Fiwst off dere was a coin tawss, it was a seahawks sided coin, and de seahawks won, firty million points, but the steelews were like, hey, you can't do that, so de seahawks only got 4 points, however the steelews got minus 2 points for wearing yellow!@!

first quarter:
the seahawks started at the 20 yawd line....of the steelews, and then the quawterback SLAM DUNKED the ball through the uprights, which gawt teh seahawks 20 points...20...thousand. So this put them ahead 20thousandand4 to -2. THen the steelews counterattacked...or at least he tried to, but then THE NINJAS ATTACKED...and they were SEAHAWK ninjas, which means + 398572350 points to the seahawks, and minus many arms and legs for the steelers. Arms and legs = about 8432 points....so that was subtracted.

Second quarter:
The seahawks started by ramming the moon into the steeler defense, and then a robot showed up. He was all like....buzz buzz, which translated into 39874235 points for the seahawks, some of which they donated to charity, which got them even more points. The steelers then burnt down ST judes hospital for blind kids or something, which made god hate them even more then he already does.

Half Time:
The steelers decided that there was no way that they could win, so they dressed up as seahawks for the second half

Rest of game:
The seahawks decided not to actually play the third quarter, instead, he let chuck norris beat up on ALKL of the steelers at the same time.

THE END!!!!!!!

yo

2006-01-16T05:33:42Z

SQUIRREL PLEEZE!!

bai

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!@1

2005-12-16T01:23:58Z

just to get me to the top of everyone's friend's page

DON'T GET USED TO THIS PEOPLE@!@#!

bai

YOU CAN'T STOP THE ROCK

2005-10-14T19:24:14Z

I'M COMING HOME BITCHES

that is all

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

2005-08-17T12:26:22Z

Hey, I'm in auburn....LOVE ME!!!

bai

WALKING INTO SPIDERWEBS MOTHERFUCKER

2005-05-20T21:15:59Z

HELLZ YEAH

BITCHES

2005-05-11T23:03:42Z

I'M HOME!!@!

And yeah, going through my stuff is STILL slightly depressing...oh well

NO EXTERNAL EMO FOR YOU KIDS

bai

CORN!!

2005-04-26T02:58:13Z

It's not the greatest katamari in the world

it's just a tribute

NOT@!!

2005-04-22T21:26:25Z

Hail fight muthafucka

BOTTLE DANCE MOTHERFUCKER!

2005-04-05T18:33:15Z

AAALLLLL RIGHT!@!#

Well...nothing much NEW is going on with me.....how about you??

bai!

Captain Hook, best pirate ever??

2005-03-26T01:37:16Z

So i'm back home

CALL ME NOW BITCHES!

bai

don't we love it now

2005-03-24T02:45:13Z

yeah..i've still got it
AND NOW YOU ASK YOURSELF...MYMY, what might he have??

well...those time crisis 2 skillz
I JUST BEAT THE GAME ON ONE CREDIT WOOO!!

plus i got teh high score, rawk 4 me

okay..that's enough of that
bai

RAWR!!

2005-03-22T06:31:40Z

So yeah, I JUST FINISHED MY ENGLISH PAPER!~@!#!#

My estimated grade range....B+ to A- (if allah smiles on me)

in other news...I'm in a strange mood....I FEEL THE NEED TO PLOT THINGS....
and so it begins

bai!

READY..STEADY....GO!!

2005-03-21T01:29:45Z

SO yeah...yesterday..the world lost one of its greatest minds.

You know who i'm talking about

JOHN DELOREAN!

This is correct...the maker of the greatest cars known to man has passed on. The only reassuring thought about this HORRIBLE incident is that MAYBE in his HONOR they will reproduce MORE of his cars. Until then...we, the public, can merely watch on with our flux capacitors waiting.

In Mourning,
BAI

my name is IMA CUTYU

2005-03-16T21:44:39Z

SO yeah, i just thought i'd share that I TOOK THE RELIGION QUIZ..and i got damn close to getting satanist...WOO FOR SELF WORSHIP

bai